What does your avatar think of the avatar above it?

Wow, you're intimidating. If we were in BLACK, I could shoot your tires out then blow you up with a few shots to the engine area.

You noticably missing a gun.

You've got two. Give one to him.

Warum sind Sie Blau und fast Akt?

Allgemeiner Falke wrote:

Warum sind Sie Blau und fast Akt?

C'mon, speak English or don't speak at all. At least put a translation you pseudo-fascist you.

It says "WHy are you blue and almost...act? What do you mean by act? Must be the translator.

Why are you a pseudo-fascist?

Akt is supposed to be nude. So what Ich sprasche was "Why are you blue and almost nude?"

...

Dummkopf.

Primogen Bioskorp wrote:

You've got two. Give one to him.

Why would I give him a gun to someone who's gonna shoot out my tires?

Because Ich bin uber Sie, und du suck.

I think he said that you suck.

I'm not almost nude, only half, crazy Führer.

Why are you a Pseudo-neo fascist again?

Because Fascism ist den straBe to Seig und Bluhe.

Was ist your political platz, mein blau freund?

Politics suck. I'm not really blue, it's just the light. I'm pale.

Communist dummkopfh. I'm watching Sie.

First, I'm not communist and second, I'm watching you. You're really pushing it.

... Sorry...


It's only a bit of sarcasm combined with the bad mood I've been in since what happened a few days ago, mein Herr. Bitte.

It's okay. I've been a little edgy myself. Let's just get back to whatever the hell we're supposed to do here.

I think that a lizard's head on a human's body is cool. Creepy, but cool.

Och, dankeschon! Du bist not bad yourself.


But I still think you're blue.

Okay, I'm blue with envy.

You're green with envy, though.

No, I'm sepia with... something that sounds good with sepia.

Okay, sepia with envy.

You're not as bad as that Neo-Nazi who thought I was Jewish or a Terrorist on GAW because I was against his point of views in the harshest, most direct way. Everyone else was against him, except this one other n00b, and were both banned for posting this. Couple of SOBs if you ask me.

Back on topic, you're all right.

I'm no neo-Nazi, I'm a pseudo-Fascist. PSEUDO-FASCIST. Not near as crazy as a Nazi. Although I will say that Hitler was not the one who started the Holocaust (that's all Himmler's fault) and although he was a bit insane, he was also a great military leader and propagandist.

But you, mein Freund, you are definitely not insane. Ich beleive that du bist ein gut... um... What exactly are you again?

I never said you were a Neo-Nazi.

I'm a Vampire.

A vampire, eh? Well, at least you're not one of the dumb sparkly vampires from Twiblech.

Yeah, Vampire. You got a problem with that?

No, unless you sparkle in the freakin' sunlight.

I don't sparkle, I burn up and am reduced to bones and ashes, like normal Vampires.

You are now a Teutonic Fascist. Is there any difference between then and now?