What does your avatar think of the avatar above it?

This is a game we did on the Homestar Runner forum, and it was quite fun. Just pretend you're your own avatar commenting/talking to/doing whatever to the avatar above yours.

Next person to post starts the madness!

Damn the Covenant. How did they find out where earth was? If you'll excuse me, I've got to go shoot bad guys now.
::Shoots bad guys::
How about the rest of you?

Since my avvy is a logo, it doesn't really feel like thinking...

Lizrdz soldier iz teh more better. Although Vox is like fox, and also Vix, which is short for Vixen, which is a female fox and also my girlfriend's nickname, so you, my friend, are weird. In a cool way.

More like cool in a weird way, eh Christmas lizard dude?

Whatever. Go get a haircut.

I'll have you know I'm very fond of my retro hair style. I'm like the next Fonz.

It's about time you were a little less festive.

Hey, what's that behind you?

More like, What's that behind you, stupid? XD

I think it's a van......

It's trippy blue stuff and a jet or helicopter or some form of flying machine.

Who are you shooting at, anyway?

In that general direction.

What are you looking at?

The person who's looking at the game cover.

Why are you shooting?

Because I'm disappointed with life.

...

My gun is bigger than yours.

My face is bigger than yours.

Oh, watever. My face is longer than yours.

Bah. I've watched presidents die.

You think that weapon of yours is so efficient. Point, aim, shoot. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit your target. Such an inaccurate, idiotic, barbaric weapon.

Are you kidding me? This is only one of the most accurate assault rifles manufactured in Velcor. And I have an expert marksman rating. I bet I could shoot the butt off of that cigarette.

Well, I do have a seemingly unlimited supply of Morley's, so why not?

You're a lizard...that talks. I've faced alien bounty hunters, shape shifters, and other crazy things, but you're a lizard...that talks.

I'm a Talranden. My wife is a Colf. Enough racism.

It's not racism. You're a lizard, that speaks. It's new to me.

So were blacks to Europeans. Plan on inslaving me, fool?

You kidding? That's been over for years. Ever heard of the Civil War? Martin Luther King?

Okay, fine.

*lizrd poke*