What is the avatar above you thinking?

Another game from the Homestar Runner forum. Just say what you think the avatar above yours is thinking at the time.

Let the insanity begin!

He's in a hurry to shoot bad guys and go caroling.

He's wondering when the hell is lunch break.....

He/she/it's wondering why it's advertising it's user.

"Seriously, mah arms are startin' to hurt. This thing's heavier than it looks, yaknow."

That's why only Spartan Supersoldiers hold them for a long period of time.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun, it is to shoot, Sissoans in the butt."

"Why do I lack the festive spirit of that totally awesome lizard guy?"

"How the hell do I get this damn red hat off?"

"I cut off head now, so sorry!"

"I know you hate my haircut, general, but stop nagging me about it, already!"

Get near me and I shoot you in this insane gunpose

What the F****** F*****-** F***?!?!

"I'm Christian Bale as Mr. T. Thus the large T behind me."

"..."

*scratches head*

"..."

"Get out of my way or I'll shoot you with my badly animated gun!"

*Pow bang blam*
"I did it for the lulz."

"I tried looking to the left. I didn't like it."

"Put one foot in front of the other...."

"Me do epic gunshooting pose."

Lolwut? Srsly?

"I am so suing my plastic surgeon."

"I own."

Yeah, just posting "I own." is basically against the rules I set up.

"Which piece of clothing comes off next?"

Allgemeiner Falke wrote:

"Which piece of clothing comes off next?"

None. I assure you.

"Which way to the fascist convention?"

"No, I'm not a communist."