It is Demanded that You Join Us!

Achtung! Heil Falke!

This is not only a Suggestion but a Demand. This Forum is Sought as a Great Addition to Allgemeiner Falke's Reich. We Ask that you Allow the Annexation of "Bioskorpion's Forum" to the Reich to Avoid Hostile Takeover. You have Two Days to Comply before the Invasion Begins.

Terms of the Annex are simple. The Citizens of "Bioskorpion's Forum" must Pledge their Loyalty to the Fuhrer and the Forum must Change its Banner to the Fuhrer Cross. Loyaler Polezei Recruitment Platzen may be Started Here to Assist the Forum Transition.

When the Forum is under the Control of the Reich, the Citizens must follow the Orders of the Fuhrer and any Rebels will be Arrested and Tried for Treason. The Penalty shall be Death by Otherworldly Means.

Victory, Seig Nur! Alles priesen den Fuhrer, Allgemeiner Falke!

My liege, that is not a very good idea. You see, we have only three members active here, you, me and Dupree Morgra, who is suspected of treason. Also, I will support your Fascist regime, but I will not change the appearance of the forum under orders of Prime-Minister Bioskorpion.

Fine. But the Polezei will keep its eyes on you. I'll need all the help I can get to expand the Reich.

I will do my best here. I shall also bring in Morgra for questioning.

Sehr gut. I have long suspected her of treason, however she may prove useful if converted properly.

I don't know. She seems very, err, rebellious towards your beautiful, ere, regime.

Hm? She hasn't been on since I gained power. How would she know? Have you informed her already?

I have. She was very, err, violent to the idea.

Interesting. I would very much like to speak with her. Perhaps we can reason with her. If she remains in her rebellious state, my officers will deal with her.

She'll talk, but I doubt she'll be reasonable.

If she's not reasonable I'll be happy to goose-step all over her capitalist/communist face.

But I'm sure we can convert her. It just takes some threats and a whole bunch of propaganda.

She'll talk. I think it best you keep this via personal messaging.

Good idea, however I have nothing else to say of the subject now.

Oh, a little bit of information on us Vampires. We don't go for old human organizations much, for example, the Society of Leopold, which hunts us. Just thought I'd clarify things.

Human organizations? Have you seen my avatar lately? The Order is ruled by reptilians, although all creatures and species are allowed to join.

Still, it was previously human until it was taken over by the mutants. Agree not to destroy us, and we'll agree to the same.

Mutants? I take the statement offensive.

Sorry. How about animal folk? Listen, I never dealt with your kind before. I don't know what to call you.