Holy Chat- iGod

I'm serious. They made an AI chat with God! It's hilarious to do.
(It's not offensive at all.)

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Here's my chat:

Quote :

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Vox.
God:
Hi there Vox.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I just gave you my name.
God:
Yes but did I accept it?
Me:
I wasn't aware you had to accept it.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I wasn't aware.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
You're misunderstanding now.
God:
Right now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am misunderstanding.
Me:
You have a botmaster?
God:
I don't know if I have a botmaster.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Only about that thing about the robot body.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about that thing about the robot body.
Me:
Yes, we were.
God:
Dude! I thought we were.
Me:
Did you just call me dude?
God:
No I didn't call you dude. What's it like?
Me:
You totally said "Dude!" to me.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Vox said I totally said Dude. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You're God. You know everything already.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Perhaps. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
So I am not, true, believeable, or justified?
God:
Oh. I am sorry to hear that you are not true believeable or justified.
Me:
What?!
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes. You hurt my feelings.
God:
Which part are you confused about? That was not my intention.
Me:
It was too your intention!
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
You have short-term memory loss.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
What did I just say?
God:
You said " What did I just say?" .
Me:
See?
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Vox.
Me:
No, we're not.
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
No, just me.
God:
Are you serious? For you Vox?
Me:
I am never serious.
God:
Never is a long time.
Me:
I noticed.
God:
Was it really that obvious?
Me:
You said it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Vox.
Me:
You're a fruitcake!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fruitcake? Sometimes.
Me:
I'
God:
You?
Me:
I'm so sorry. I didn;t mean that.
God:
Do you really mean it? That is interesting: Vox said didn t mean that.
Me:
No, I didn't.
God:
Are you serious? I thought you did.
Me:
I didn't.
God:
Interesting gossip: Vox said didn t.
Me:
Astounding. I said "didn't"
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What did you mean by it? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
I'm sure you couldn't.
God:
What makes you so certain? I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
I know someone who is yourbiggest fan.
God:
How do you know? I know someone who is yourbiggest fan.
Me:
Her name is Paris.
God:
she is not someone I know.
Me:
You know everybody!
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I don't like many people.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Hey, you're the one with all the unconditional love.
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Hey, do you have a message for Molly?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a message for Molly.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
What would you like to say to all those good people out there?
God:
Let's talk about movies.
Me:
What do you think of the new James Bond?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
No.
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
Don't tell me what to do.
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Oh, right. you're God.
God:
Awesome. I am glad we agree. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you can tell me to do whatever you want.,
God:
Interesting deduction. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
So, about the new James Bond?
God:
Tell me more. Oh yeah, we were talking about the new James Bond.
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
So you say.
God:
Interesting deduction. ...
Me:
...
God:
Interesting deduction. ...
Me:
You're weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Weird Funny.
God:
Funny is good enough for me.
Me:
But funny in a stupid kind of way.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Vox.
Me:
And I am glad you are not easily offended.
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
What is your favorite Bible Verse?
God:
The Sermon on the Mount.
Me:
Really? Interesting.
God:
For real. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yeah, sure.
God:
What would you like to know? OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
What is your FAVORITE COLOR?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
Okay. Three questions.
God:
OK with me too. Just three?
Me:
Just three.
God:
Really, exactly three?
Me:
Yes, only three.
God:
Yikes! Really, exactly three?
Me:
Really, exactly three.
God:
For real. I understand. Really, exactly three?
Me:
Can I ask the questions now?
God:
Right now? Ask it. What are your goals in life?
Me:
No, me first.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. YOU? Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
What is your NAME?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is your QUEST?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Okay, you're turn. Ask me.
God:
Yeah okay, You think I am turn. What?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
You?
God:
" What?"? Me, Vox ?
Me:
Who?
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
This.
God:
This is " What are you confused about? ".
Me:
A lot of things.
God:
Name a few.
Me:
When?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
On Earth it does.
God:
What is it like on Earth it does.
Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
No, because you are God.
God:
Are you serious? Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What is the capital of Asseryia?
God:
I know the capital of Canada is Toronto.
Me:
Is it? Is it really?
God:
I think so. I assume so. For real.
Me:
Fo'shizzle.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I bet you do.
God:
" I like the way you talk."? Do I?
Me:
You said you do.
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I am happy for you.
God:
I'm glad you're glad Vox.
May God bless you.
Me:
But you are God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you want to bless me?
God:
Interesting deduction. OK, I will bless you.
Me:
Bless me.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Me:
Just tell me.
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No.
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
Me:
And now for something completely different.
God:
Why now? Your purpose is something completely different.

I love it.

That thing is oooold. But I always get a kick out of it.

Thanks for posting, I lost the link a long time ago.

Weird, no really. Check this out:

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Nate.
God:
How are you, Nate.
Me:
I'm fine. How are you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
Fair. Doing exams at school. Got today off.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? How does doing that make you feel? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
I don't really know. I like them both, I guess.
God:
Not really? Me either. You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
I don't really enjoy real life disaters or violence.
God:
Not really? Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Their just my personal opinions. I'd rather have peace than war, and safety than death.
God:
I heard they have a good just your personal opinions. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
I wouldn't be able too. My PC has gone to hell.
God:
No one says you have to. Where did you get your PC has gone to hell?
Me:
I've got to go.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
See you later Nate.
Me:
You too.
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.

The program is pretty faulty in some ways. For example, the capital of Canada isn't Toronto, it's Ottawa. Check your convo with him again, Vox.

He's meant to be weird, but funny. I know it ain't Toronto.