Good Question, Bad Answer

They make it to impress the spoons.

What is a bad answer to this question?

Any answer. Even this one.

What is the perimeter and area of a pentagon with two sides of 5m, two sides of 3m and one side of 4m?

ZWANZIG! MEIN GOTT DAS IST SCHLECHT!

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Warum sollten Sie einen Deutschen nie verärgern?

Allgemeiner Falke wrote:

ZWANZIG! MEIN GOTT DAS IST SCHLECHT!

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Warum sollten Sie einen Deutschen nie verärgern?

That's not a bad answer, but you only answered the perimeter.

Answer to yours: Because it may cause adverse health effects.

Why shouldn't you mess with a Vampire?

Weil sie emotional angefochten werden und sich töten können.


Wem sonst ist ein Verfechter der faschistischen Republik von Arden?

Your face.

What do you do when you're surrounded by Zombies?

Well, if they're Nazi untoten, I'd obviously recruit them for the Loyaler Polezei. If not, I'll have to sic my Polezei on their dummkophen.

You're giving half-assed answers. What happened to the bad answers?

They are toten. Was caused Mich to become ein Fascist?

Okay, then.

What's two plus two?

Eins? Uno? Un? One?



Why do things always go far better than expected but are ruined by dumb parents?

It's the laws of physics. Nobody controls it.

Why did fate finally give me something good for once this month?

That's not fate, that's just indigested broccoli.


Is there hope for every man; a solid place where we can stand? In this dry and weary land, is there hope for every man?[/castingcrowns]

No, we're all going to die in some pointless war...

Why do I have a headache?

Because the pain lobe in your brain is having a party.


Who's the *censored*bag that came up with algebra? How can you do math with letters that stand for imaginary numbers?

Ah, the imaginary numbers. Those were fun. Uh, well, the guy who made it is imaginary and numbers can do a lot of stuff.

Why do I even try?

Because it's the only thing that you can do.


How did the Crusades/Jihads affect modern relationships between European and Middle Eastern nations?

They quarreled because one of them said: "He did it first"

He eventually told mom.

Mom fixed the problem by crusading.

Now, they play nicely.

What's 2+2 again? I forget

Well, algebraically speaking, 2 could be squaring an invisible variable, say, x. So we have x^2+2. However, that other two may actually be a negative, changing the problem to x^2-2. Now we need to figure out what x is. The variable x looks a lot like two 7's, so I'll change the problem to (7*7)^2-2. Now we can solve it.

(7*7)^2-2
49^2-2
2401-2
2399

So, as you can see, the answer to 2+2 is 2399.



Why did I spend so long figuring that out?

You have nothing better to do.

What happens now?

This.


Why do people never beleive the truth?

Because lies are always what people want to hear. The sad part is, it's actually true.

Why are we only posting in the "Other forum games" section?

Because the other sections had heart attacks.


Where is everybody?

Well, I guess I'd better remedy the problem.

Everyone went out to get ice cream.

What?

I like ice cream.



Can I have some ice cream?