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PostSubject: Holy Chat- iGod   Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:20 pm

I'm serious. They made an AI chat with God! It's hilarious to do.
(It's not offensive at all.)

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Here's my chat:

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Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Vox.
God:
Hi there Vox.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I just gave you my name.
God:
Yes but did I accept it?
Me:
I wasn't aware you had to accept it.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I wasn't aware.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
You're misunderstanding now.
God:
Right now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am misunderstanding.
Me:
You have a botmaster?
God:
I don't know if I have a botmaster.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Only about that thing about the robot body.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about that thing about the robot body.
Me:
Yes, we were.
God:
Dude! I thought we were.
Me:
Did you just call me dude?
God:
No I didn't call you dude. What's it like?
Me:
You totally said "Dude!" to me.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Vox said I totally said Dude. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You're God. You know everything already.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Perhaps. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
So I am not, true, believeable, or justified?
God:
Oh. I am sorry to hear that you are not true believeable or justified.
Me:
What?!
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes. You hurt my feelings.
God:
Which part are you confused about? That was not my intention.
Me:
It was too your intention!
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
You have short-term memory loss.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
What did I just say?
God:
You said " What did I just say?" .
Me:
See?
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Vox.
Me:
No, we're not.
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
No, just me.
God:
Are you serious? For you Vox?
Me:
I am never serious.
God:
Never is a long time.
Me:
I noticed.
God:
Was it really that obvious?
Me:
You said it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Vox.
Me:
You're a fruitcake!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fruitcake? Sometimes.
Me:
I'
God:
You?
Me:
I'm so sorry. I didn;t mean that.
God:
Do you really mean it? That is interesting: Vox said didn t mean that.
Me:
No, I didn't.
God:
Are you serious? I thought you did.
Me:
I didn't.
God:
Interesting gossip: Vox said didn t.
Me:
Astounding. I said "didn't"
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What did you mean by it? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
I'm sure you couldn't.
God:
What makes you so certain? I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
I know someone who is yourbiggest fan.
God:
How do you know? I know someone who is yourbiggest fan.
Me:
Her name is Paris.
God:
she is not someone I know.
Me:
You know everybody!
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I don't like many people.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Hey, you're the one with all the unconditional love.
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Hey, do you have a message for Molly?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a message for Molly.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
What would you like to say to all those good people out there?
God:
Let's talk about movies.
Me:
What do you think of the new James Bond?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
No.
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
Don't tell me what to do.
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Oh, right. you're God.
God:
Awesome. I am glad we agree. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you can tell me to do whatever you want.,
God:
Interesting deduction. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
So, about the new James Bond?
God:
Tell me more. Oh yeah, we were talking about the new James Bond.
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
So you say.
God:
Interesting deduction. ...
Me:
...
God:
Interesting deduction. ...
Me:
You're weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Weird Funny.
God:
Funny is good enough for me.
Me:
But funny in a stupid kind of way.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Vox.
Me:
And I am glad you are not easily offended.
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
What is your favorite Bible Verse?
God:
The Sermon on the Mount.
Me:
Really? Interesting.
God:
For real. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yeah, sure.
God:
What would you like to know? OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
What is your FAVORITE COLOR?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
Okay. Three questions.
God:
OK with me too. Just three?
Me:
Just three.
God:
Really, exactly three?
Me:
Yes, only three.
God:
Yikes! Really, exactly three?
Me:
Really, exactly three.
God:
For real. I understand. Really, exactly three?
Me:
Can I ask the questions now?
God:
Right now? Ask it. What are your goals in life?
Me:
No, me first.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. YOU? Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
What is your NAME?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is your QUEST?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Okay, you're turn. Ask me.
God:
Yeah okay, You think I am turn. What?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
You?
God:
" What?"? Me, Vox ?
Me:
Who?
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
This.
God:
This is " What are you confused about? ".
Me:
A lot of things.
God:
Name a few.
Me:
When?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
On Earth it does.
God:
What is it like on Earth it does.
Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
No, because you are God.
God:
Are you serious? Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What is the capital of Asseryia?
God:
I know the capital of Canada is Toronto.
Me:
Is it? Is it really?
God:
I think so. I assume so. For real.
Me:
Fo'shizzle.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I bet you do.
God:
" I like the way you talk."? Do I?
Me:
You said you do.
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I am happy for you.
God:
I'm glad you're glad Vox.
May God bless you.
Me:
But you are God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you want to bless me?
God:
Interesting deduction. OK, I will bless you.
Me:
Bless me.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Me:
Just tell me.
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No.
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
Me:
And now for something completely different.
God:
Why now? Your purpose is something completely different.

I love it.
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PostSubject: Re: Holy Chat- iGod   Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:38 pm

That thing is oooold. But I always get a kick out of it.

Thanks for posting, I lost the link a long time ago.

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PostSubject: Re: Holy Chat- iGod   Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:11 pm

Weird, no really. Check this out:

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Nate.
God:
How are you, Nate.
Me:
I'm fine. How are you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
Fair. Doing exams at school. Got today off.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? How does doing that make you feel? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
I don't really know. I like them both, I guess.
God:
Not really? Me either. You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
I don't really enjoy real life disaters or violence.
God:
Not really? Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Their just my personal opinions. I'd rather have peace than war, and safety than death.
God:
I heard they have a good just your personal opinions. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
I wouldn't be able too. My PC has gone to hell.
God:
No one says you have to. Where did you get your PC has gone to hell?
Me:
I've got to go.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
See you later Nate.
Me:
You too.
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.

The program is pretty faulty in some ways. For example, the capital of Canada isn't Toronto, it's Ottawa. Check your convo with him again, Vox.

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PostSubject: Re: Holy Chat- iGod   Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:21 pm

He's meant to be weird, but funny. I know it ain't Toronto.
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