What is the avatar above you thinking?

"I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout."

"Was Hölle tue ich hier?"

Wait, you don't speak German.

"Черт возьми я делаю здесь?"

I don't speak Russian either. Post it in English, French or Italian and I'll understand.

"Vere's my veinerschnetzel?"

"나는 이 언어를 말하지 않는다!"

Okay, that's just ridiculous. Maybe I shouldn't try to impersonate a German.

"Why?"

"I'm too sexy for my shirt..."

It's true

"I seem to have lost my officer's cap. Could someone help me find it?"

"Everybody knows me! Mine name Cornbread."

@Hawk: You protrayed my avatar perfectly. Malkavians are insane

"Look at me, I'm some historical figure! Out of my way!"

"Oh. I should... eat a pony."

"I should eat a rat."

"Cardeegan, martlejohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"

"Could you direct me to the nearest bunker?"

"I'm evil."

"I'm eviler."

You sure got that right. :p

"U leik mah hair?"

"You like my uniform? It's made out of 100% evil cotton."

"Do you see what I see?"

"No comment."

"I see dead people."

"I see Teutonic people."

"I see your mom."

'I see your mom."