Every Kindred (Vampire) is part of a clan. To determine which clan you are, you must answer a series of questions. They follow.

This quiz is obligatory. Put your result in you signature: For example: I am of clan Malkavian

Please keep track of your answers and please be serious.

If you get two or more clans, PM me and I'll send you an 11th question.

What best describes you?
a) You're rebellious
b) You're a loner
c) You're insane
d) You're hideous
e) You're caring
f) You're untrusted
g) You're controlling

What is your favorite colour?
a) Blue
b) Green
c) Orange
d) Brown
e) Pink
f) Red
g) Purple

What name do you like the most?
a) Dante
b) Jonas
c) Logan
d) Gregory
e) Bennett
f) Roderick
g) Nathaniel

How do you handle a spoken situation?
a) With fists
b) You intimidate
c) With nonsense
d) You don't
e) You seduce
f) You persuade
g) You dominate

How do you handle a combat situation?
a) With big guns
b) With brute force
c) With insane insight
d) With stealth
e) You avoid confrontation
f) With magic
g) With wave after wave of lesser minions

Which melee weapon do you prefer?
a) Sledgehammer
b) Fists
c) Fire axe
d) Knife
e) None
f) You're always at a distance
g) Katana

Which of these firearms do you prefer?
a) Shotgun
b) Magnum
c) Automatic Pistol
d) You're always up close and personal
e) None
f) Submachine gun
g) Assault rifle

You see a mugger robbing a woman. What do you do?
a) You beat him to death
b) You stalk him and decide the right moment to strike
c) You stand on your head and confer with your other personalities on what to do
d) You come up from the sewers or out from the shadows
e) You stop him, but don't kill him
f) You torture him
g) You ignore the problem completely

You see a gang war going on. What do you do?
a) You join in immediately
b) You wait until only a few are left
c) You stand on your head and confer with your other personalities on what to do
d) You pick them off from a safe distance
e) You protect the innocent bystanders
f) You take them all on, one at a time
g) You ignore the problem completely and send someone else to do something about it

Which type of transportation do you prefer and why?
a) 70s sports car because they make a lot of noise and are pretty powerful.
b) Your own two feet because they've helped you so many times.
c) Magic broom stick. You're just that crazy to try it.
d) Sewers. You prefer to go about unnoticed.
e) Taxi cab. Not much suspiscion there and you get to help the community by giving it money.
f) Don't care, as long as you get there.
g) Helicopter because you want to make a big, noticeable entrance.

How do you keep in touch?
a) You meet somewhere nice, like a run down bar.
b) You howl at the moon to call a meeting.
c) You speak to only those who you can trust; you other personalities.
d) You keep the gossip between members of you own clan and demand proper payment for other clans.
e) You tell others unconditionally.
f) You keep it secret, not trusting anyone outside your clan.
g) You tell only your superiors.

How do you execute someone?
a) Shoot him.
b) Beat him to death.
c) Make him kill himself.
d) Scare him to death.
e) You don't.
f) You suck him dry.
g) Cut off his head.

When you talk, what subject do you stay on?
a) Anything that has to do with combat.
b) Hunting.
c) You're all over the place, talking about anything that crosses you mind.
d) You don't really like to talk much.
e) Whatever the other person is talking about.
f) You only talk to members of your clan, and you only talk about secret matters.
g) You're only business.

What do you ask intruders?
a) "Where do you want it?"
b) You don't ask them anything, you toy with them.
c) "Which of my selves do you like?"
d) "What are you doing here?"
e) "How are you?"
f) "Are you really that stupid?"
g) "Leave. NOW!"

Which clan are you hoping not to get?
a) Ventrue
b) Toreador
c) Malkavian, wait, never mind...
d) Gangrel
e) Brujah
f) Nosferatu
g) Tremere

Results:

Mostly A: Brujah (Bru-hah): Fiery passion is at once the Brujah's blessing and curse. Though they are quick to adopt a cause, they are equally as quick to fall to frenzy. Of course, the Brujah rabidly deny this penchant for excitement, and become quite hostile when the issue is raised.

Mostly B: Gangrel: Gangrel are very close to the Beast within; as they succumb to it, it leaves its mark on their bodies. Every time a Gangrel frenzies, he gains an animalistic feature. This feature is determined by the player and Storyteller; it might be tufted ears, a pelt, a tail, catlike eyes, a snarling voice, tusks, even scales or feathers.

Mostly C: Malkavian: Every last vampire of Malkav's blood is irredeemably insane in some form or another. Some atrribute this to a curse of the blood, while other Lunatics actually call it a special blessing, a gift of insight. When a Malkavian character is created, the player must choose at least one derangement for that character at the time of the Embrace; this derangement can be temporarily fought with Willpower, but can never be permanently overcome.

Mostly D: Nosferatu: Hideous and despicable upon the Embrace. The Nosferatu are forever disfigured due to a curse in their blood, such as the Malkavians, but more physical than psychological. Nosferatu can break the Masquerade by simply being seen by the kine, therefore must resort to travelling via sewers and alleyways. They are considered, however, to be the stealthiest of the Kindred.

Mostly E: Toreador: The members of this clan are as much prisoners of their artistic vision and sensitivity as they are its beneficiaries. They are often overcome by the beauty they see around them, and become immobilized with fascination. Such things as paintings, neon signs, or even sunrises can captivate them. It requires a successful Willpower roll to break the fascination quickly; otherwise, the Toreador will stand, awed and helpless, for minutes or even hours. This trait explains why Toreador so often fall in love with mortals.

Mostly F: Tremere: Tremere neonates must all drink from the blood of the seven elders of the clan when they are created. This means that all Tremere are at least one step toward being Blood Bound to the clan, and therefore must watch their step very carefully when around their leaders.

Mostly G: Ventrue: Ventrue have exacting and rarefied tastes, even when it comes to blood. The player must pick a restriction on the type of blood her character can feed upon, e.g. only young men, no animals, only virgins, etc. The character will feed on no other type of blood, not even if she is starving or under duress.

PM me for any question.

~Prince Bioskorp

Hmm, I got two Gs, Es, and Ds. What does that make me?

I'll PM you. Like I said, I'm not leaving anyone hanging.

I got two B's, D's, F's and G's. What am I, a Caitiff? Has my worst nightmare become REALTY?

Guess what! I'm a mix between a Gangrel and a Ventrue! Now what?

Well, that's better than the previous mess. Judging by your avatar and signature, you seem like a Gangrel. I'll sort out this mess. Answer this question openly.

What are your thoughts on the Camarilla and Prince Lacroix?
Answer in complete sentences. I want two reasons for each.
You can have mixed points of views. 80 words at least.

Please don't make me do this...

Well, you're Gangrel. Not wanting to partake in this is very Gangrel and only a true Ventrue would do it.